90-in-1 Tool

"It's too bad about your dog. What better way to fill your heart that with Gadgetcorp's Whuzzat, a 90-in-1 multi-purpose tool! What doesn't it do? It's a corker, a defogger, a temporary hunting license fabricator, a crawded shucker, a Brazilian Portuguese translator, a pocket protector countermeasure, a fishstick moid..." -  Tree  to  Steve Walker

Product  of  Empirical Data Consolidators   that can be   sold  to customer Lester Winchester by telemarketer Charlie.