Taxiderm Kit, Jr.

"If your kids are anything like mine, they're probably not the brightest crayons in the box. Cryin' their empty little heads off about that dog. Just use Critter Stitcher, the Kids Home Taxidermy Kit. Tell'em Puddles is going for the world record for "stay"." -  Tree  to  Steve Walker

Product  of  Empirical Data Consolidators  that can be   sold to customer Steve Walker by telemarketer Tree.