"If your kids are anything like mine, they're probably not the brightest crayons in the box. Cryin' their empty little heads off about that dog. Just use Critter Stitcher, the Kids Home Taxidermy Kit. Tell'em Puddles is going for the world record for "stay"."
- Tree to Steve Walker
Product of Empirical Data Consolidators that can be sold to customer Steve Walker by telemarketer Tree.